Books are no JOKES……but these are!!!

1.Question: Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: No, but I know where you can look it up!

 

2.Question: What reference book should you put on your head to keep off the sun and rain no matter where you go in the world?

Answer: A  hat-las!

 

3.Question: What has a spine but no bones?

Answer: A book!

 

4.Question: What happened when the bloodhound wrote his autobiography?

Answer: It got on the best SMELLers list!

 

5.Question: What building has the most stories?

Answer: The library of course!

 

6.Question: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the floor?

Answer: She was in the non-FRICTION section!

GOT ANY GOOD BOOK OR LIBRARY JOKES??? LET ME KNOW!!!



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